The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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