If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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