I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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