I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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