if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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