I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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