Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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