been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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