Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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