problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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