I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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