Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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