STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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