Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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