is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My balls are so social today.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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