love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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