But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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