therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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