The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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