did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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