after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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