You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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