Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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