sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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