Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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