people are starting to question the shark bite story
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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