brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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