we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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