I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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