i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
