Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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