Will you blow on my dice?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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