She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Come share oat with me in your robe
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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