I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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