This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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