make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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