If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
did i walk over a car last night?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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