don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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