Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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