What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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