He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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