Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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