do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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