sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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