Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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