Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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