I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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