she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The ass gains better be worth it
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