i permit you to call me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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