dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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