Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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