Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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