I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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