One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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